They’ve hooked up machines To the cows in the stall; Gonna drain ‘em of milk And to market will haul. Poured into cauldrons Then heated and stirred To purify contents From many great herds. Then packaged and shipped To the markets to sell In plastic and paper To homes where we dwell. An homogenized yield From beginning to end, From mammal to mammal The cow’s special blend. The cows give their lives ’Til their lives are all spent; Like the citizens used By their own government.