We take all the money From the many that work Then pile and gather Like a Vegas pit clerk. Consider the best way They can buy votes By handing it out Like grain to the goats. Then government largesse To folks easily tricked - Where support is seen lacking, The targets are picked. When Tuesdays come ‘round And the voters descend Upon tallying stations When their polling ascends, They then are repaid By the ones as they’d planned By handing out money From another one’s hand. It’s money that’s laundered Like a Mafia crew Illicitly gleaned Then leaving no clue. Give ‘em a bone And they’ll salivate phlegm - Pavlovian dogs, The voters to them.