Since my hair has left me, And imbued me with my charm; I need a sunscreen lotion To keep my scalp from harm. I prefer a lotion That reminds me of the beach – Banana Boat is lovely And fragrant as a peach. Today the sun is shining I’ll have to take some care But it’s a price worth paying I love the summer air. And should you find occasion To lose all of your hair – A shotgun’s not the answer Please do not despair. What you are is what you are And that is plenty good – What you are is no one else And be that as you should.