Much like someone that we know, Much like someone dear; Much like someone often seen, Much like someone near, A Hollywood celebrity, A Hollywood auteur, Requires intervention now For alcoholic cure. The latter’s name you’re sure to know, The other you must guess, Until she states her name and says, “I drink, this I confess.” If you should have a daub of doubt Clogging up your brain, I present the following - The evidence is plain:
