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Day: January 19, 2022

Feet Us

This is exciting
Perhaps it’s a clue
Policemen are happy
All dressed up in blue

For a fifth human foot
Has washed onto shore
In the waters off Westham
In the country next door.
The Canadian shoreline’s
Been buzzin’ all year
As the feet keep collectin’
Most odd and most queer

But this one is different
From the earlier four
For this one’s a lefty
All right ones before

The source of the flesh
Washing up on the shore
Is a mystery to those
Who investigate gore.

But the novelty trade
Is expanding each day
With everything fashioned
Like feet from the bay
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