The Congress of our country dear Has numbers even Bush would fear; Approval ratings down below The lowest low that Bush will go. Every point they lose is earned, Their relevancy clearly burned; Posturing fools without a clue To whom we all should bid adieu. Soldier’s dying everyday, A healthcare system in decay, A mortgage crisis, deficits; Addressing these, a bunch of twits. Two days this week they spent in waste, Denouncing adversaries faced; The talking heads that deign oppose The Senate’s views on radios. Distorting what a talking head Didn’t say but they say said, Debated how to reprimand The free speech spoke on AM’s band. This cloud of fetid passing gas, A resolution toothless pass; It’s official, they don’t like Conservatives with open mikes. What a waste of time and space; The whole of congress a disgrace. Condemned free speech, his one offense, While soldier’s died in its defense.