A hundred and six, A good long run, But still he’s goin’ strong; A Chinese guy Name Pan Xiting From just outside Hong Kong. And true to men Most anywhere, He likes his women young. So when he found An Asian babe, From bachelorhood he sprung. She’s quite a catch For guys his age, He’ll struggle to keep up; Colloquially You’d have to say, His bitch is just a pup. Wrested from The other guys Who’d love her for their own, He loves to show His child bride Is his and his alone. She sashays ‘round Like she’s ‘all that,’ She’s sexy, full of fun; Keeps the fire In our Pan, This girl of eighty-one.