Hang onto your hats, It’s gonna get rough; Won’t be too long, It’ll be soon enough. Austrian Moslems Are rioting in streets, In India too In uniform sheets. They’ve done so in Paris In London and Rome, Won’t be too long ‘Fore they’re bringin’ it home. A nuclear bomb’s Been tested and shows Korea‘s a player With its posturing pose. The Iranian Navy’s Been dispatched to sea, Struttin’ their stuff For the world to see. And the President says All our money’s is gone - The ducks all in order, Conclusion foregone. It’s gonna get ugly, And all that’s required Is a catalyst moment And we’ll all be retired.