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Fore!

If you fancy the golfing
Like folks with the means,
There’s a course overlooking
Some mighty fine greens.

They’ve got a new gimmick
To draw ya’ll in
For a round or two maybe
On the grounds they’ve within.

They’ve installed a few llamas
To caddy your stroll -
Forty bucks for the pleasure
If you’re playin’ 9-holes.

They carry your clubs
As you stroke and you slice
But that’s about it,
They can’t give advice

They’re easy to train,
And more tame than a horse -
As a bonus they’ll help,
Fertilizing the course. 

To the llamas from caddies
Who say, “Thanks a lot,”
Another job lost
That the immigrants got.
Published inPoetry

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