If you fancy the golfing Like folks with the means, There’s a course overlooking Some mighty fine greens. They’ve got a new gimmick To draw ya’ll in For a round or two maybe On the grounds they’ve within. They’ve installed a few llamas To caddy your stroll - Forty bucks for the pleasure If you’re playin’ 9-holes. They carry your clubs As you stroke and you slice But that’s about it, They can’t give advice They’re easy to train, And more tame than a horse - As a bonus they’ll help, Fertilizing the course. To the llamas from caddies Who say, “Thanks a lot,” Another job lost That the immigrants got.