Profiling offends The sensitive sort – Often illegal Or so says the court But regardless we brand And categorize The people we meet, The girls and the guys. Economically often And sometimes by race, By language that’s spoken Or features on face. But a customs official In faraway Spain, Is profiling butts As folks board a plane. Though his method is odd He successfully snatched A mule with cocaine By the butt there attached. Unusually large Was the traveler’s rear, The official suspected A rear more austere. Intercepting the man To inspect the large mass He had him disrobe To check out his ass. His hunch proved to find A neoprene suit Outfitted with pockets And coke you could toot. So big-butted tourists Had better beware, Of a customs official Who’ll at your butt stare.