To attract some new business At the Black Frog Café, Leigh Turner avoided The coupon cliché. Exploiting the cold Of his New England haunt, A Skinny Dip Sandwich On the menu would taunt. To the patron who’d swim All naked and nude In the frozen lake offered A free Dip for food. Maine’s Moosehead Lake, Four years they’d turn out, To strip off their clothes Get a sandwich and stout. But then city fathers Disturbed by the act, Decided to curb it, His license attack. Afraid that nude swimmers Would harm their small town, Denied the renewal, His license shot down. No alcohol sales And his business will die - How’s this help a town With few taxes get by? The Skinny Dip Sandwich v The Council Absurd - Turner’s appeal Is now being heard.