Here’s a bright guy, Makin’ four hundred grand At a Florida school Where research he planned. A senior official Makin’ pretty good dough, But for what he has done He’ll now have to go. A woman arrived At the school on a bike And parked in the lot With cycles alike. When Abdul Rao Pulled up in a van Paused next to the bikes, The collection to scan. Spotting the bike That the woman had left, Snatched it away Most swiftly and deft. In the arms of a man Devoid of his thought, The hundred-buck bike, On a video caught. He once had a job But now he’s been canned - That hundred buck bike Cost four-hundred grand.