Here’s a suit to beat all suits, A suit that caught my eyes; Malfeasant justice triumphs when All logic it defies. Down Atlantic City way At Donald’s Taj Mahal, A lady came to gamble some But then she had a fall. In the room where she had stayed She sensed old nature’s call; And went to utilize the john Then it fell off the wall. Apparently she wasn’t hurt She rose up off the floor; Then headed back to where she lived, Where she had been before. A couple years, they come and go, She’s at a social guild; When once again the lady falls, This time with pain she’s filled. Disabled from this incident, Her legal muscles flex; The guild is poor so she decides The first fall caused the next. Even though 2 years elapsed, She’s in another state, The cockeyed system of our courts Took the hook and bait. Successfully she sued the Taj Her case framed in this way; They pay a million-two to her Now she’s gone home to play. When next you’re at the Taj Mahal Forget the slots and pits; Gamble on that porcelain chair Where everybody sits.